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GW Bumper Stickers

The following are a list of bumper stickers seen around the world. The topic? G W Bush.
My favorites: 3, 5, 8, 10-13,16,17,18,20,and 23.... these are soooo goooood! ROFLMAO!

1. 1/20/09: End of an Error

2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

3. Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant.

8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore

11. America : One Nation, Under Surveillance

12. Jail to the Chief

13. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq ?

14. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

15. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

16. Is It Vietnam Yet?

17. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

18. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

19. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

20. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?

21. One Nation Under Clod

22. Bush Never Exhaled

23. At Least Nixon Resigned

posted by Jan myrz @ 5:22 PM 0 comments

Dreams? Law of Averages? Y/N

Do you Believe in Dreams? I mean... like, do dreams really ever come true?

The reason I asked? I'm one of those people that have always been a dreamer of dreams; a goal setter; a believer of someday that great thing is going to happen... to me and/or for me.

I can't believe I'm the only person that is like this. I could say when God created me, He broke the mold, but it isn't true, cause I've seen my double. With so many people on the earth, lookalikes aren't even rare any more, so why would it be impossible to believe there aren't others who actually do believe the same as I.

The problem is I've never had one dream come true. Not ever! What a righteous bummer...that's sad when you think about it; especially when I've been expecting something good, dream wise, for all of my 64 years.

Ah! The eternal optimist in me says, "Well there ya go.... Law of averages says it's time for something GREAT to happen! Just! For! You!"

Then that little smart ass on my shoulder says, "Don't hold your breath at your age you might pass out and someone will have you embalmed."

I'm rooting for the law of averages scenario; I'm too old to give up on my dreams now. Because; just as sure as I did, my "mega wow" would have been scheduled to happen the next minute.

I wonder if they have houseboats in Jamaica?

posted by Jan myrz @ 9:07 AM 0 comments