26.11.04

There's a war going on in my computer.

There's a war going on in my computer. Internet Explorer is fighting being replaced by Mozilla Firefox, which is a much better browser. If I didn't know they were only programs, I'd swear they were acting like humans.
Ever watch a politician that was about to be replaced? How about a CEO or for that matter a Supervisor over a worker. They all have one thing in common. They don't want to be replaced so the start fighting dirty.
That's exactly what IE is doing. IE acts like it has squatter's rights and no greenhorn is coming in and take over; attitude.
Firefox tries to open and gets to the page and IE works like a virus and blanks out the page then puts in it's own information. Microsoft has put in some sort of back door street fighter thug. So while I can get out onto the Internet I'm spreading the word. If you want to save your computer, get rid of Internet Explorer before it does the ultimate dirty trick and blows up your computer.
I've sent for the Firefox CD and will be ripping the old IE out as soon as it gets here. Until then; I too will play dirty and continue to use IE. Two can play dirty and I'm just the girl to show IE where it can go. I'm the boss here and I say, "IE your fired!" If you need a reason: I'm the boss, what I say goes... not what you want, when you get around to doing it; which by the way is forever loading. I swear I could get pregnant sometimes waiting on you to load a site, and your none to swift on the switching from one site to another. You don't play nice with the other programs and it's for damn sure you don't offer anything better than Firefox.
I've read many reviews and find I'm not the only one that is sick of your thug tactics. Your nothing but a bratty child of Microsoft and like all spoiled poor little rich kids, you don't know how to get along with others.
It is always me me me and no us or our, so since you forgot your place and tried to usurp my authority I'm giving you the old heave ho into the shit can where you belong. You best hope I don't chop you up into bits beforehand. A disk is a terrible thing to waist; you could still have some recyclable use, but if you give me any more trouble, I swear I'm going to break you into so many pieces you wouldn't even make a good fake mosaic.

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