13.1.06

Cuervo Cookies


1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice

4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it'sbest to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuckin the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just! pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for

tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain

your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the

cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the

window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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