Public Service Announcement
Some of us over near or hovering around 60, "Old Folks", are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Some are unsure about the kind of image being projected and whether or not we are correct in trying to conform to current fashions.Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and DependsPlease keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
posted by Jan myrz @ 2:39 PM
1 Comments:
LMAO!
THAT, my Dear... was a great compilation. Thanks for making me laugh out loud :) Sam
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