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Counting Down? Here are some things to help you pass the time instead of fighting the hoards shopping for bargains.
This is why Santa hates Oregon deliveries.
www.jingleshells.com
Click on the links. Or copy and paste to your browser.
Have your sound on.
And have a Merry Christmas
Go ahead and say it.... SAY, CHRISTMAS!And a Christmas tree is NOT a Holiday hedge. It is a Christmas tree!
Say it...Christmas, Christmas, Christmas
Now go wash your mouth out with soap if you think you've said something bad.
http://holidays.blastcomm.com/holidays03.html
A Christmas Card:
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=ER13610552
The Best Prayer I Have Heard In A Long Time...Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner,help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments with her children.Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who can't makechange correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student, balancing his apprehensionover final exams with his fear of not getting his student loans for next semester.Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money in the same spot every day (who really ought to get a job!) is a slave to addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares.
Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through the store aislesand blocking our shopping progress are savoring this moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week, this will be the last year that they go shopping together.Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts you give us, the greatest gift is love.It is not enough to share that love with those we hold dear.Open our hearts not to just those that are close to us, but to all humanity.Let us be slow to judge and quick to forgive; show patience, empathy and love.You have a chance to touch people. You won't get any special wish granted for material things, however you might just find a piece of serenity and the warmth of God's touch. UNKNOWN
A Politically Correct Holiday Greeting
For Our Liberal Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily neither greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For Our Conservative Friends and any Tolerant Liberal Friends:
Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS?
Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD! As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world. Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.Here's the Address, just don't be rude or crude. (It's Not the Christian Way you know.) ACLU 125 Broad Street 18th Floor New York, NY 10004 Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend 37 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tree. . . . It's a Christmas tree!!
Who would Jesus bomb?
Bring our troops home!
Merry Christmas
Jan
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