Funny Bathroom Signs

Friends donÂ’t let friends take home ugly men.
Sign in WomenÂ’s restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then letÂ’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
ArmandÂ’s Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it’s not, “How high are you?” It’s “Hi, how are you?”
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
MenÂ’s Room LindaÂ’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
BentleyÂ’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

ItÂ’s hard to make a comeback when you havenÂ’t been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

Make love not war----Hell, do bothÂ…. GET MARRIED!
WomenÂ’s restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books New York, New York

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
MenÂ’s restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed DebevicÂ’s, Phoenix, AZ

YouÂ’re too good for him.
Sign over mirror in WomenÂ’s restroom. Ed DebevicÂ’s, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in MenÂ’s restroom. Ed DebevicÂ’s, Beverly Hills, CA

A WomanÂ’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, your going to have trouble with it.
DickÂ’s Last Resort Dallas, TX

Finally, a memory of my childhood. My Mom and Dad's joke, whenever any visitors asked to use our bathrooms. "Mark your weight on the wall in case you fall in; that way we know how much water to bale out to save you."

posted by Jan myrz @ 2:22 PM