Blogging Melodrama

I had to post this... my sister sent it to me and it boosted my moral; hope it does the same for yours.

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

He put four worms into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of semen.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -- dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke -- dead
Third worm in semen -- dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

The minister asked the congregation -- "What can we learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms"

AMEN!!