Meow-y Christmas
You've all heard of the song... the twelve days of Christmas... well here's some more words that didn't ( and probably rightly so) didn't make it into the song.
On the fifteenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me...
Fifteen lights a blinking, (All over the floor.. still not hung.)
Fourteen songs a singing, (Coming from all the rest of Ahem! His gifts)
Thirteen gifts to be wrapping, (Stuff for his mother and brother.)
Twelve drummers drumming, (Ever try sleeping with drumming?
(#$%^&*())
Eleven pipers piping, (Right up there with the drummer corp.. boooo!)
Ten lords a-leaping, (Actually bewitched frogs.. gimme a break!)
Nine ladies dancing, (Ex pole-dancers. Boy are they limber.)
Eight maids a-milking, (ya, and you better not get within arms reach!!!)
Seven swans a-swimming, (Bastitches have taken over my flooded yard.)
Six geese a-laying, (Anywhere they want! EEeeeeeewwww!)
Five golden rings, (Anyone got a clue where these go? The shower??)
Four calling birds, (Friends of the turtle doves.. up all night talking)
Three French hens, (Cute little suckers. Noisy, but cute.)
Two turtle doves, (Much like a pigeon,, just as messy.)
And a partridge in a pear tree! (Can't get to it for the swans.)
Now my house is a mess and I have all this mad house of people to either feed or find them jobs.
Meow-y Christmas indeed! Sick-em Santa!
posted by Jan myrz @ 8:48 PM
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