To Hell with being Nice to People like these!
Am I the only one that gets pissed when Missionaries from the LDS and Jahovah's Wittnesses people ignore posted signs?
Christ Almighty it's right beside the door and in full view of the entry way to my front door.
"NO SOLICITING!"
"NO SALESPERSONS"
"NO CHURCH GROUPS"
"NO SCHOOL SALES"
I get livid.
This afternoon two numb nuts LDS Missionaries tapped at my door. Seeing who it was when I answered, I said, "What's the matter can't you read?" I'll read it for you, and proceeded to tell them what the sign said.
One of them popped up and said, "Oh, but we aren't selling anything. We're your neighbors." like that makes it alright to ignore a posted warning.
I wanted to go get the boiling water and dash it through the screen, and tell them that was for being liers, and that I knew my neighbors and they didn't live in my apartment complex nor in my neighborhood, but instead I was polite and told them to get lost.
The one genius who said they were my neighbors used his most syrupy voice on my and asked "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Now in my real nasty days, I could have come up with a few things, but I just whipped the big one on them as I turned and left them, "The only thing you can do for me, is go away!"
I guess I have to go back to the boiling water through the screen.
I'll make a big sign
WARNING
IF YOU PESTER ME FOR ANY REASON
YOU CAN EXPECT TO BE GREETED AT THE DOOR
BY ME
WITH A BIG POT OF BOILING WATER
WHICH I WILL FLING OUT THE DOOR.
IF YOU DON'T WANT SCALDED ----
HEED THE WARNING
YOU ARE ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AT MY DOOR.
WALK AWAY WHILE YOU ARE STILL DRY AND UNHARMED!
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posted by Jan myrz @ 7:23 PM
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